The Main Drag, by Toska Wilde

The Main Drag

by Toska Wilde

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1.	Less Camp Than Kirk 02:44	lyrics	buy track
Star date log I’m just the job To go to where no man has been before Mister Spock has got the lot But wears too much eyeliner I’m the Captain of this ship Now flying in a warped drive I’ve full thrust and lots of lust You put yourself in my good hands. Buckle up and shut right up You’re in for a bumpy ride Why fly to the moon above When we can reach up for the stars?
2.	Boomerang Baby (Feat. Fall Fan Dave) 02:12	lyrics	buy track
Boom boom boom boom Boomerang baby Fly away, fly away, fly away from me Boom boom boom boom Boomerang baby Fly away, fly away! Ah! Don't you know My boomerang baby If you fly If you fly away from me You'll fly back My boomerang baby to me Go! Doesn't Matter if you go Go! Doesn't matter if you fly one way Or why Bye bye Bye bye Bye bye Baby bye bye 'Well Hello there You're back already Ha! Was a short trip huh?! Well, What ya know?' Boom boom boom boom Boomerang baby Fly away, fly away, fly away from me Boom boom boom boom Boomerang baby Fly away, fly away! Ah! Don't you know My boomerang baby If you fly If you fly away from me You'll fly back My boomerang baby to me You'll fly back My boomerang baby to me You'll fly back My boomerang baby to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3.	Onnagata 02:51	lyrics	buy track
Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki Onnagata Oyama Wakashu Kabuki Katsura Marasuki Boshi Nanshoku Tiachi Saotome Yoshizawa Ayame Onnagata Oyama Onnagata Oyama Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki Onnagata Oyama Wakashu Kabuki Katsura Marasuki Boshi Nanshoku Tiachi Saotome Yoshizawa Ayame Onnagata Oyama Onnagata Oyama Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki Onnagata Oyama Wakashu Kabuki Katsura Marasuki Boshi Nanshoku Tiachi Saotome Yoshizawa Ayame Onnagata Oyama Onnagata Oyama Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki Onnagata Oyama Wakashu Kabuki Katsura Marasuki Boshi Nanshoku Tiachi Saotome Yoshizawa Ayame Onnagata Oyama Onnagata Oyama Yaro Kabuki Onna Kabuki
4.	Gowns By Adrian 03:27	lyrics	buy track
When you have a starring role When you have a brand new show You will need to get your look You will need a stunning gown You will need to look your best So much better than the rest Of all the girls in their fine robes You are better than the rest Chorus We want Gowns By Adrian We want fame, we're not to blame We want Gowns By Adrian We want fame, we're not to blame You can be the Belle of the Ball You know you can beat them all With your wig and lashes 'so'. You are the girl who can't say 'no' To all the men who worship you Retro look or classic hooker You are the girl who is a looker And will rise above them all. When you win the the Beauty Show You can wear the crowning glory All the girls will bow to you Second place is no disgrace As long as you are in the lead All the rest can follow you In your victory parade You are the one at the top of your game Chorus Mona Lisa is a geezer Should have shaved her stubble off Joan of Arks gone up in smoke And Cleopatra is a joke! Antionette has lost her head And Joan Crawford is better off dead! Amateurs and Charlatans Look to me to see how to be! Chorus
5.	Molly Hause 03:05	lyrics	buy track
Mother Clap Marry Lovely Molly To a man of one fine family Mother Clap wants her fine daughters To marry you for one long night No Sir! Fie Sir! Pray Sir! Dear Sir! Lord, can you serve me so? No Sir! Fie Sir! Pray Sir! Dear Sir! I swear that I'll cry out! Mother Clap awaits your marriage Girls are waiting for your carriage Mother Clap will clap her hands When you fall in with her fine plans Treacherous blown up mollified bitch! You bold pellet, I'll break your eggs! You wicked Devil and your bold face Ee, you little toad come buss with us! Mother Clap she plucked a partridge All the girls they danced and curtsied But the bird it turned out bad and put old Mother Clap away. No Sir! Fie Sir! Pray Sir! Dear Sir! Constable don't kiss me so! No Sir! Fie Sir! Pray Sir! Dear Sir! Constable don't kiss me so!
6.	Mongoloid 03:34	lyrics	buy track
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid Happier than you and me Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid One chromosome too many Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see And he wore a hat And he had a job And he brought home the bacon So that no one knew Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid His friends were unaware Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid Nobody even cared Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid One chromosome too many Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see And he wore a hat And he had a job And he brought home the bacon So that no one knew Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid His friends were unaware Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid Nobody even cared Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid One chromosome too many Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see And he wore a hat And he had a job And he brought home the bacon So that no one knew And he wore a hat And he had a job And he brought home the bacon So that no one knew Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid Happier than you and me Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid One chromosome too many Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see
7.	I Belong (Feat. Fall Fan Dave) 02:44	lyrics	buy track
I belong, I belong, I belong Since half my life My heart's been sleeping For all this time My love's been keeping And now my heart has recovered From past affairs that turned wrong All my dreams are uncovered I belong, I belong, I belong At first I thought Just one more lover But then I found Why he's like no other And now my heart has recovered From past affairs that turned wrong All my dreams are uncovered I belong, I belong, I belong Too many hours slipped away Too many loves came my way But they only broke my heart in two All it needs is someone just like you At last you came And from now on The two of us Will be as one 'Cause now my heart has recovered From past affairs that turned wrong All my dreams are uncovered I belong, I belong, I belong I belong
8.	Uncle Buggery Bingo 02:40		buy track
9.	Shirley Pagan Temple 02:57	lyrics	buy track
She's crackers and she's crazy And she's such a little lady She was small but she was big and now she's all forgotten She's my little voodoo doll And I am her high priest I would make a sacrifice to make her oh, so nice She's saucy and she's sassy But now she's not the same Now she's all grown up and has blackened up her name She's the captain of my crew The ship has sprung a leak I will light a candle And burn it at both ends She's sugar and she's spicy But she's very nearly ninety If I was a decent man I would hang my head in shame Praying to her photographs To make her young again I would die but don't you cry Just wipe away your tears Curly top, our little girl Has now become a cult Little Shirley Temple Has now become adult Middle age and clergymen You all keep away Bringing down the saftey curtain On your desire She's naughty, not 'totsy' and such a little star Miss Broadway, a stowaway and I will have my say I'm the founder of the Shirley Temple Police I will take you in When I see your sin She's sugar and she's spicy But she's very nearly ninety If I was a decent man I would hang my head in shame Praying to her photographs To make her young again I would die but don't you cry Just wipe away your tears
10.	The Main Drag (Feat. Luis Drayton) 03:38	info	buy track
11.	Foggy Down Queer Street 03:30	lyrics	buy track
Excuse me sir but Have you got a light? Feeling kinda thirsty Give me something that bites Five shillings and I'm willing To show you a good time The Dilly's dead tonight But you'll do alright Take me up this street And take me away Chorus It's foggy down Queer Street You don't know who you'll meet I won't scream Do anything you say I was made 'that way' I'm the one they call 'The Queerwolf' On the prowl for blood and glitter On the game for love and richer Funny how they always find me Always want to be kind to me Always want to be nice to me Chorus One silver bullet is all it takes So shoot your shot And be done You've had your fun Now go away Before I bite Pansy in full bloom Mess with me at your doom My bite is worse than my bark Chorus
12.	Mister Melty Head (Haru Yasumi Remix) 06:41	lyrics	buy track
When the stars come out to play When the moon has waxed it's wane Here comes Mister Melty Head. I can see you far away I can be you come to play I am Mister Melty Head Come stay, then melt away I can see you in my dreams I love because you aren't real. I am Mister Melty Head You are hot and I am cold I am young and you are old Come and please my melty head Come stay, then melt away They can't stop me They can't see me I am wet and you are hungry Come and taste me Come and face me Come and pace me Cut and paste me I am melting in your arms I am melting in this heat Come stay, then melt away Now I've cum so now you're gone So I'm awake but not for long I will find out someone new I will know just what to do I am Mister Melty Head Waiting for you in my bed Come stay, then melt away

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released June 20, 2014

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Toska Wilde UK

Started off as 'Dr Pretorius' leased a cd cassette called 'Cruelty' in 1981. In the 90's I was the lead vocalist for 'The Beer Poof's In 2010 I became Toska Wilde and released 'Cindy Darling and other songs' and 'Glamoflague' (with Luis Drayton). In 2012 I became 'Cryin' Queerwolf' and released 'The Main Drag' and the forthcoming album 'Legends'. I really am so bad I am bloody brilliant! ... more

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