Legends

by Cryin' Queerwolf

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released August 22, 2014

All songs by Cryin' Queerwolf.
Produced by Cryin' Queerwolf and Rees Broomfield @ The Broom Cupboard; 2014.
Artwork and design: Cryin' Queerwolf.

Thanks to Kev, Meghan Adkins (Chaos of Birds), Gavin Friday, Bob Osborne, Shaun Ali Bongo, Michelle Quayle, Dusty Moonan and Luis Drayton.

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Cryin' Queerwolf UK

Started off as 'Dr Pretorius' leased a cd cassette called 'Cruelty' in 1981. In the 90's I was the lead vocalist for 'The Beer Poof's In 2010 I became Toska Wilde and released 'Cindy Darling and other songs' and 'Glamoflague' (with Luis Drayton). In 2012 I became 'Cryin' Queerwolf' and released 'The Main Drag' and the forthcoming album 'Legends'. I really am so bad I am bloody brilliant! ... more

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Track Name: Soldiers In Skirts
Boys of the Army
and Boys of the Navy
All your girls are just driving us crazy!

It ain't half hot, you know what I've got
To entertain and please you
I'm the girl that's in your head
But I'm the boy lying in your bed.

Chorus

Come back stage and light my rage
I'll inflame and I'll burn you
I'm the girl you can’t believe
I'm the boy you dare not be


Chorus

Come to me and I'll set you free
From everywhere you've ever been
I'm the glamour that's on the stage
I've got the stench of the trench
Track Name: Green Carnations
Let me come and button hole you darling
I will regail you with my charm
Let me come and recline on your sofa
I will grow and I will bloom
You can nurture, you can sponsor my love
You and I will love as one

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny

Pretty Boys
Witty Boys
Coming to our destiny

I was big and I had fame my sweet prince
But you came and stole my heart
I am calling to you my dear sweet boy
All alone in my prison cell
Once you had the keys to my wilde beating heart
But you've gone and locked me away

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny

You were working as a chorus boy when I first met you dancing there
I picked you out, I shook you right up and turned you into someone new
Don't forget I put you where you are now and I can put you back down too

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny


We like 'Beardsley' and green 'Chartreuse' so divine
We're to bored to 'bill and coo'.
We are the reason for the nineties being gay
We worry the majority
But the matrons rich and billowy so free
Invite us out to dine with them

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny

Pretty Boys!
Witty Boys!
Coming to our destiny
Track Name: Dorothy's Dead
Pushed up against this stone wall
Eye lashing out at all of you
Who get in our way, we'll have our say
Now Judy's dead and we see red
Cowardly lions have fled the den
To leave us queens to bash the cops
Around the head and in the balls
Sister have you got a file?

Dorothy our friend is dead
Long live Liza with a Z
Dorothy our friend is dead
Long live Liza with a Z

Living in a monochrome world
Judy was colour, she gave us strength
To carry on when they were wrong
She sang her songs of unrequited
Love of men who got away
We knew her well and she knew us
We worshipped her and now she's clicked
Her heels and flew away to a better place

Dorothy our friend is dead
Long live Liza with a Z
Dorothy our friend is dead
Long live Liza with a Z

If I die, I die on Friday
If I cry, I cry for Judy
For her short life, for her wrong loves
For her drugs and for her weight gains
We will never be the same, to urge her on
To finish her songs, when she went wrong
When she fell down, we picked her up
She could have gone on singing

Dorothy our friend is dead
Long live Liza with a Z
Dorothy our friend is dead
Long live Liza with a Z
Track Name: Mad King Ludwig
Mad King Ludwig going for a walk
Sad King Ludwig you can hear the people talk
Bad King Ludwig never seen at court
Fat King Ludwig your love can be brought

Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'

You're my little Chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi,woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
Your my little Chu-chi face...

Mad King Ludwig going for a walk
Sad King Ludwig you can hear the people talk
Bad King Ludwig never seen a corpse
Fat King Ludwig your love can be brought

Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them

Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'

Mad King Ludwig going for a walk
Sad King Ludwig you can hear the people talk
Bad King Ludwig never seen at court
Fat King Ludwig your love can be brought
Mad King Ludwig going for a walk
Sad King Ludwig you can hear the people talk

Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them (fade)
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
There are children I can smell them
Everything's gone 'Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang'
Track Name: Fanny And Stella
They were seated in the stalls
With their dress and flowing shawls
They were admired by one and all
This pair of He-She Ladies
The gents at them would take a peek
And say they are so sweet
Lor! What a fascinating pair
Especially her with the curly hair
One day a cute detective chap
Who of their game he smelt a rat
Declaring that he would get on track
of these two He-She Ladies
Bolted up to Regent Street
Espied this worthy pair
Hailed a cab and took his fair
'I am after you my dear!'
When before the magistrate
Oh what a crowd did them await!
It was a lark and no mistake
To look at them He-She Ladies
Lor! How the people did go on
'I'll have your fine silk chignon'
Another cried out 'Stella, dear
Pull off those togs and breeches wear'
At Wakefield Square, near Regent Street
There lived this funny He-She pair
And such a stock of togs was there
to suit these He-She Ladies
Chignons and paints, and Jenny Lind Caps
False calves and draws to come out slap
To tog them out it is a fact
Fanny and Stella they got their fellas
So lock them up, but in which Prison?
Throw the key and stays away
Of these funny He-She Ladies
But the judge he threw their case
Out of the window their disgrace
Now they're free to roam the streets
Those funny He-She Ladies
Track Name: Serious Pleasures
I am lying in my pearls and feathers
I will lie here for ever and ever
I'm still rather cute don't you think?
I'm the one that captured an age
I'm the boy that captured the 'fox hunting man'
And put him in his place

Bright young thing, Now hideous queen
Gave myself to serious pleasure

I am waiting for my present from
My dear friend - Mr Cecil Beaton
I am running to the door in case
He gives it to someone else
If he does he can go to hell and back

I am dreaming under rags and glitter
I am rich but very poorly
I have wasted too much time
And can't get it back again.
A royal knock on my door
Send her away
I am ill and must stay here
Track Name: Bunny Shall Go To France
Twinkle little fairy light
Let your style shine through
Daddy will buy you a new mink coat
You are the longest running show
Tiny wasted and totally waisted
Savile Row with painted toes

Bunny Shall Go To France

This camp queero is a war hero
Decorated...GIRL! She's venerated!
Threw a powder puff crème bomb
And blew the fuhrer's face away

Bunny Shall Go To France

Twinke, twinkle little star
How we wonder what you are
Party balls and masquerades
Handsome cabs and gay dawn raids
Bowler hat with capri slacks
New creations, new sensations

Bunny Shall Go To France

High heeled landed gentry men
Putting their foot in it again.
Paparazzi and Glitterati
Hold the page! Bunny's here!

Twinkle little fairy star
You've outshone yourself again
Birthday bash and camera flash
Now you've made the news again

Over Seventy, totally ageless
You still make front pages

Bunny Shall Go To France

She's got medals for her bravery
Saved her boys from nasty men
Single handed and single minded
Captured hearts and enemy Lines
Track Name: Fly, Flo, Fly
Lost the plot
She's gone and done it again
Dropped the bomb
She want's to be my friend
Copped the lot
My world is at an end
Shot her shot
Her love was just pretend
She's got a lot and I don't know what to do
Not a lot, so you and I are through
Bopalop and rammerlammer do
Shoobee dooby and rubba dubah

Fly, Fly, Little Flo
Fly Away, Fly Away

I've got a bite and I'll do it just right
You are mine and I am yours
Child of the night - don't take a fright
You can be my little bride
Stole you from your own sweet prince
He wasn't right he couldn't treat you right
I can be your one true master
You can be my only slave

You must stop your symphony of horrors
You have stolen what isn't yours
I'll burn your prints - close you down
I will bring the wrath of God and stop you dead
You have taken his name in vain
for that you must pay the price
Not so nice and not so tame
Not so sweet and not so kind!
Track Name: Fairy Land
We are the ones who will lock you away
We are the ones who will deal with your kind
You are the ones who could lead men astray
You are the ones who must be put away

El Duce! El Duce! El Duce! El Duce!
Castaway fairyland, castaway fairyland

You are the ones who have been much too gay
We are the ones who will put you away
You are the ones who are not on our side
We are the ones who lean far to our right

El Duce! El Duce! El Duce! El Duce!
Castaway fairyland, castaway fairyland

You are the ones who are out of our sight
You are the ones who have caused your own plight
You are the ones who can't lead your own life
You are the ones who are wrong and not right

El Duce! El Duce! El Duce! El Duce!
Castaway fairyland, Castaway fairyland

We are the ones who can lead our own life
We are the ones who have found paradise
We are the ones who you really set free
We are the ones who claim our own isle