The Main Drag

by Cryin' Queerwolf

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released June 20, 2014

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Cryin' Queerwolf UK

Started off as 'Dr Pretorius' leased a cd cassette called 'Cruelty' in 1981. In the 90's I was the lead vocalist for 'The Beer Poof's In 2010 I became Toska Wilde and released 'Cindy Darling and other songs' and 'Glamoflague' (with Luis Drayton). In 2012 I became 'Cryin' Queerwolf' and released 'The Main Drag' and the forthcoming album 'Legends'. I really am so bad I am bloody brilliant! ... more

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Track Name: Less Camp Than Kirk
Star date log
I’m just the job
To go to where no man has been before
Mister Spock has got the lot
But wears too much eyeliner

I’m the Captain of this ship
Now flying in a warped drive
I’ve full thrust and lots of lust
You put yourself in my good hands.

Buckle up and shut right up
You’re in for a bumpy ride
Why fly to the moon above
When we can reach up for the stars?
Track Name: Boomerang Baby (Feat. Fall Fan Dave)
Boom boom boom boom
Boomerang baby
Fly away, fly away, fly away from me
Boom boom boom boom
Boomerang baby
Fly away, fly away!

Ah! Don't you know
My boomerang baby
If you fly
If you fly away from me
You'll fly back
My boomerang baby to me

Go!
Doesn't Matter if you go

Go!
Doesn't matter if you fly one way
Or why
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye
Baby bye bye

'Well Hello there
You're back already
Ha!
Was a short trip huh?!
Well, What ya know?'

Boom boom boom boom
Boomerang baby
Fly away, fly away, fly away from me
Boom boom boom boom
Boomerang baby
Fly away, fly away!

Ah! Don't you know
My boomerang baby
If you fly
If you fly away from me
You'll fly back
My boomerang baby to me

You'll fly back
My boomerang baby to me

You'll fly back

My boomerang baby to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Track Name: Onnagata
Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Onnagata Oyama
Wakashu Kabuki
Katsura
Marasuki Boshi
Nanshoku
Tiachi Saotome
Yoshizawa Ayame
Onnagata Oyama
Onnagata Oyama

Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Onnagata Oyama
Wakashu Kabuki
Katsura
Marasuki Boshi
Nanshoku
Tiachi Saotome
Yoshizawa Ayame
Onnagata Oyama
Onnagata Oyama

Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Onnagata Oyama
Wakashu Kabuki
Katsura
Marasuki Boshi
Nanshoku
Tiachi Saotome
Yoshizawa Ayame
Onnagata Oyama
Onnagata Oyama

Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Onnagata Oyama
Wakashu Kabuki
Katsura
Marasuki Boshi
Nanshoku
Tiachi Saotome
Yoshizawa Ayame
Onnagata Oyama
Onnagata Oyama

Yaro Kabuki
Onna Kabuki
Track Name: Gowns By Adrian
When you have a starring role
When you have a brand new show
You will need to get your look
You will need a stunning gown
You will need to look your best
So much better than the rest
Of all the girls in their fine robes
You are better than the rest

Chorus
We want Gowns By Adrian
We want fame, we're not to blame
We want Gowns By Adrian
We want fame, we're not to blame

You can be the Belle of the Ball
You know you can beat them all
With your wig and lashes 'so'.
You are the girl who can't say 'no'
To all the men who worship you
Retro look or classic hooker
You are the girl who is a looker
And will rise above them all.
When you win the the Beauty Show
You can wear the crowning glory
All the girls will bow to you
Second place is no disgrace
As long as you are in the lead
All the rest can follow you
In your victory parade
You are the one at the top of your game

Chorus

Mona Lisa is a geezer
Should have shaved her stubble off
Joan of Arks gone up in smoke
And Cleopatra is a joke!
Antionette has lost her head
And Joan Crawford is better off dead!
Amateurs and Charlatans
Look to me to see how to be!

Chorus
Track Name: Molly Hause
Mother Clap Marry Lovely Molly
To a man of one fine family
Mother Clap wants her fine daughters
To marry you for one long night

No Sir!
Fie Sir!
Pray Sir!
Dear Sir!
Lord, can you serve me so?

No Sir!
Fie Sir!
Pray Sir!
Dear Sir!
I swear that I'll cry out!

Mother Clap awaits your marriage
Girls are waiting for your carriage
Mother Clap will clap her hands
When you fall in with her fine plans

Treacherous blown up mollified bitch!
You bold pellet, I'll break your eggs!
You wicked Devil and your bold face
Ee, you little toad come buss with us!

Mother Clap she plucked a partridge
All the girls they danced and curtsied
But the bird it turned out bad
and put old Mother Clap away.

No Sir!
Fie Sir!
Pray Sir!
Dear Sir!
Constable don't kiss me so!

No Sir!
Fie Sir!
Pray Sir!
Dear Sir!
Constable don't kiss me so!
Track Name: Mongoloid
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
Track Name: I Belong (Feat. Fall Fan Dave)
I belong, I belong, I belong

Since half my life
My heart's been sleeping
For all this time
My love's been keeping

And now my heart has recovered
From past affairs that turned wrong
All my dreams are uncovered
I belong, I belong, I belong

At first I thought
Just one more lover
But then I found
Why he's like no other

And now my heart has recovered
From past affairs that turned wrong
All my dreams are uncovered

I belong, I belong, I belong

Too many hours slipped away
Too many loves came my way
But they only broke my heart in two
All it needs is someone just like you

At last you came
And from now on
The two of us
Will be as one

'Cause now my heart has recovered
From past affairs that turned wrong
All my dreams are uncovered
I belong, I belong, I belong

I belong
Track Name: Shirley Pagan Temple
She's crackers and she's crazy
And she's such a little lady
She was small but she was big
and now she's all forgotten

She's my little voodoo doll
And I am her high priest
I would make a sacrifice
to make her oh, so nice

She's saucy and she's sassy
But now she's not the same
Now she's all grown up
and has blackened up her name

She's the captain of my crew
The ship has sprung a leak
I will light a candle
And burn it at both ends

She's sugar and she's spicy
But she's very nearly ninety
If I was a decent man
I would hang my head in shame

Praying to her photographs
To make her young again
I would die but don't you cry
Just wipe away your tears

Curly top, our little girl
Has now become a cult
Little Shirley Temple
Has now become adult

Middle age and clergymen
You all keep away
Bringing down the saftey curtain
On your desire

She's naughty, not 'totsy'
and such a little star
Miss Broadway, a stowaway
and I will have my say

I'm the founder of the Shirley Temple Police
I will take you in
When I see your sin

She's sugar and she's spicy
But she's very nearly ninety
If I was a decent man
I would hang my head in shame

Praying to her photographs
To make her young again
I would die but don't you cry
Just wipe away your tears
Track Name: Foggy Down Queer Street
Excuse me sir but
Have you got a light?
Feeling kinda thirsty
Give me something that bites
Five shillings and I'm willing
To show you a good time
The Dilly's dead tonight
But you'll do alright
Take me up this street
And take me away

Chorus
It's foggy down Queer Street
You don't know who you'll meet

I won't scream
Do anything you say
I was made 'that way'
I'm the one they call 'The Queerwolf'
On the prowl for blood and glitter
On the game for love and richer
Funny how they always find me
Always want to be kind to me
Always want to be nice to me

Chorus

One silver bullet is all it takes
So shoot your shot
And be done
You've had your fun
Now go away
Before I bite
Pansy in full bloom
Mess with me at your doom
My bite is worse than my bark

Chorus
Track Name: Mister Melty Head (Haru Yasumi Remix)
When the stars come out to play
When the moon has waxed it's wane
Here comes Mister Melty Head.
I can see you far away
I can be you come to play
I am Mister Melty Head

Come stay, then melt away

I can see you in my dreams
I love because you aren't real.
I am Mister Melty Head
You are hot and I am cold
I am young and you are old
Come and please my melty head

Come stay, then melt away

They can't stop me
They can't see me
I am wet and you are hungry
Come and taste me
Come and face me
Come and pace me
Cut and paste me
I am melting in your arms
I am melting in this heat

Come stay, then melt away

Now I've cum so now you're gone
So I'm awake but not for long
I will find out someone new
I will know just what to do
I am Mister Melty Head
Waiting for you in my bed

Come stay, then melt away