The Queer Can't Help It!

by Cryin' Queerwolf

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released April 18, 2014

All songs by Cryin' Queerwolf.
Engineered and produced by Cryin' Queerwolf and Rees Broomfield at The Broom Cupboard; Feb 2013.
Photos: Bob Osborne. Design: Cryin' Queerwolf.
Thanks to Luis Drayton, Gavin Friday, Shaun "Ali Bongo" Maxwell and Bob Osborne.

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Cryin' Queerwolf UK

Started off as 'Dr Pretorius' leased a cd cassette called 'Cruelty' in 1981. In the 90's I was the lead vocalist for 'The Beer Poof's In 2010 I became Toska Wilde and released 'Cindy Darling and other songs' and 'Glamoflague' (with Luis Drayton). In 2012 I became 'Cryin' Queerwolf' and released 'The Main Drag' and the forthcoming album 'Legends'. I really am so bad I am bloody brilliant! ... more

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Track Name: Brandy Boys
All alone and they will call
I can hear them at my door
Waiting for my phone to stop
They always call when I'm at home
Always early, never late
Basking in my dying rays
Raise a post and smile with me
Raise a glass and toast my health

Bring me brandy, bring me boys

They bring wine and huge bouquets
I wish that they would stay away
Calling any time of day
I wish that they would go away
Here they come and I can't run
Please go away... You've had your fun
Hunting for a souvenir
Always calling me 'My Dear!'

Bring me brandy, bring me boys

They will sing along to me
They will never let me be
Still I'll smile and clap them on
Put on a gown and do a show
I need them and they need me
I was someone long ago
They are no one with out me
We exist to be ourselves

Bring me brandy, bring me boys
Track Name: Shemale's Secret
Seeing you on that street corner
with the other lovely girls
on that humid rainy day
I caught your eye, you caught mine
I will come and worship you
I will be your one true lover
You will be my only girl
We can be and speak as one
Lovely, lovely, Miss Shemale
I love you and you love me

I am married, I am cursed
with a wife who slaps me madly
She is evil, I hate her
I wish she would go to hell
I hate her and she hates me
Telling me to 'grow up' for her
Not to write my songs of love
Not to think of being famous
You are my one true dream
And I love you, and I love you
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Lovely, lovely Miss Shemale
I love you and you love me

(Shemale's response)

I will curse you! I will break you!
You are stupid! You are blind!
You are foolish. I am wise.
I have secrets, you have shame
You are married, I have time
I can hate and cause you pain!
I will kick you, make you tame
I am she and you are he.
Give me money, give me sex, give me food and cigarettes

You are weak and I am strong
You cannot write my song
You are useless, you are fooled
I am real and you are fake
You are vain and I am sane
You will pay and I will take
You have made a big mistake
I am She and I am He
Give me money, give me sex, give me food and cigarettes
Track Name: Mr Melty Head
When the stars come out to play
When the moon has waxed it's wane
Here comes Mister Melty Head.
I can see you far away
I can be you come to play
I am Mister Melty Head

Come stay, then melt away

I can see you in my dreams
I love because you aren't real.
I am Mister Melty Head
You are hot and I am cold
I am young and you are old
Come and please my melty head

Come stay, then melt away

They can't stop me
They can't see me
I am wet and you are hungry
Come and taste me
Come and face me
Come and pace me
Cut and paste me
I am melting in your arms
I am melting in this heat

Come stay, then melt away

Now I've cum so now you're gone
So I'm awake but not for long
I will find out someone new
I will know just what to do
I am Mister Melty Head
Waiting for you in my bed

Come stay, then melt away
Track Name: Handbag
All your songs they sound the same
Just get up and leave the stage now
What was fierce has turned so tame
You have nothing but your name
Your sound has been hired and paid for

Toska Wilde.....

Dance around your handbag to the sound of Toska Wilde
You can kill or kiss me, I don't really mind

You fell out with all your friends
Not your fault they had to end
Humourless and Blasphemous
Merciless and Glamorous
Worship you at your own mass
Make sure you feel my bite....

Dance around your handbag to the sound of Toska Wilde
You can kill or kiss me, I don't really mind

I was mad you made me bad
Now I feel a little shamed
We're as bad, we're both to blame
You can make up but we'll break up
Sugar, spite and all things vile
Toska Wilde


Dance around your handbag to the sound of Toska Wilde
You can kill or kiss me, I don't really mind
The sound of Toska Wilde, the sound of Toska Wilde
Track Name: Sewing Circle
Come and join our sewing circle
You can be a girl like us
Come and join our sewing circle
You can be yourself with us

Knit one
Bead one
Free one
Be one

We knit together, we birds of a feather
All Girls together for ever and ever

Lick one
Pearl's one
Need one
She's one

Come and join our sewing circle
You can be a girl like us
Come and join our sewing circle
You can be yourself with us

Cross dress
Cross stitch
Cross me
Cross you

We lick together, we birds of a feather
All girls together forever and ever

Purse down
Hands down
Dive down
Eiderdown

We flick together, we birds of a feather
All girls together for ever and ever

Come and join our sewing circle
You can be a girl like us
Come and join our sewing circle
You can be yourself with us

Stay in
Not out
Keep quite
No clout

We dance together, we birds of a feather
All girls together for ever and ever

Drop dead
Drop out
Locked out
Dropped out

We stick together, we birds of a feather
All girls together, for ever and ever